by Katriona E MacMillan A Hogmanay poem in the Scots language. New year, new me. I cocooned masel on Christmas Eve. Gained a new set of arms and grew 14 feet, Pterodactyl wings and a pelican’s beak. I’ve goat chainsaw hauns noo, And wasps for ma teeth, And laser eyes, And spikes oan ma knees.Continue reading “New Year, New Me.”